There is a conspiracy in the astronomy world. I have discovered that certain members of a vague and shadowy, secret planetary Priory of Sion-like société - whose real name I have not yet been able to extract from the data - have been for some years now using the code word "dinky" when referring to the admittedly diminutive Pluto. In fact today it is revealed that this conspiracy reaches to the highest governing body of the science, the International Astronomical Union which has, as we all know, strong ties to the Vatican. It is no wonder then that - after several years of this "dinky" propaganda - they have completed their coup. What now lies in store for the little rock is anybody's guess.
Dinky Pluto loses its status as planet - Yahoo! News