Political opportunist and professional Wal-Mart hater John Edwards wants a Playstation 3 for his kids so he sends a volunteer (unpaid child laborer) to find one. The volunteer calls a local Wal-Mart to try and wheedle the manager into keeping on aside for the senator but W-M says, No.
Former Senator John Edwards Turns to Wal-Mart for PlayStation3
thanx to James Taranto

Bring plenty of vodka, the sardines are free

Some people actually want to live on a rock off the coast of Scotland. I'd rather listen to rock music in a pub in Scotland and live at the Waldorf, but that's just me.